I was looking for an empty space to park my car at Bangsar when suddenly
there's a knock on the glass"Encik ah..tanya sikit ah..itu Chimpeng mana ah..?""Apa?""Chimpeng, Chimpeng...saya sudah tanya itu guard ah..
dia ckaap sini ada satu Chimpeng...""Sorrylah Apek. Saya tak tau woh...Apa tempat itu Chimpeng?""Aiyah...itu Chimpeng balu punya..Saya mau pigi angkat wang la..."
"Tarak tau la boss. Itu kedai ka apa?Along ka?"
"Chimpeng bukan kedai ma..lu itu pun tak tau ah..?
itu Chimpeng macam ituMaypeng, Public Peng, RHetB Peng...itu balu punya peng..
"Adoi...bengap punya apek..buat aku pening je..dia actually cari CIMB Bank..
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One day in a class room a teacher is teaching Science and the topic for today is gasses.
So the teacher asked the class
Teacher :" Can anyone name me and example of any kind of gasses around us.
Student 1: Oxygen teacher
Teacher: Good very good, anymore..
Student 2: Hidrogen teacher
Teacher: Good very good, anymore.. anyone... fadzilah... give me one example
Fadzilah: errrrr... errrrrrrr...(mak tak tau lah ).. LACTOGEN teacher..(lari).....
Teacher: What??????????? you very the bodoh
Oh by the way this is only a rekaan belaka, so dont you be hengry or hannoy hokey.
