Thursday, June 14, 2007

You'll be amazed with the answer.

Before the marriage:

He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.

She: Do you want me to leave?

He: NO! Don't even think about it.

She: Do you love me?

He: Of course!

She: Have you ever cheated on me?

He: NO! Why you even asking?

She: Will you kiss me?


He: Yes!

She: Will you hit me?

He: No way! I'm not such kind of person!

She: Can I trust you?


Now after the marriage you can read it from bottom to the top !!!! you might be amaze of the answers heheeh.

Scary but happens.

Scary right when you think about it. But the actual event happen just last year in September 2006. One of our staff in UPMKB was driving around the Campus to make her usual round and suddenly her car skidded , collided and overturn. luckyly no body was hurt as the accident happens in front of the students college, thank goodness. The student came to her rescue and soon brought to the hospital. She was in trauma for a few weeks,who would't be, i would, but now she is fine and finally got her driving licence. Yessssssss... masa tu dia tak ada lesen lagi. Siapa nak jawap.




Pseudopregnancy

Do you remember the entry i made earlier this week about Fazila, the one saying that she went back to Kayelll. Yesterday she sms me this text:

To: Allan
From: Fazila gemuk (thats what i put on my hp)

Aku declare mengandung d check in counter ingat nak buat lawak. Trs dia mintak aku sign borang. Memandangkan muka gembira dia congrat, x sanggup , aku kata dia kena tipu. x pelah boleh aku jalan dulu, rugi kertas je dia photostate 5 copy. takut dsaman la tu delay sampai orang keguguran. next time if jumpa dia lagi and x beranak2 lagi, aku cakap miscarige.
(FYI this is the exact text i got from her)

Same things happen when we were in Miri last time. We were doing some shopping and out of the blue, she was asked if she was pregnant by the salesgirl , illa was a bit shock at first but then she just .... admit that she is. Oh gosh she was so embarrased when she finally told us the story and i was on my knees laughing.