Pseudopregnancy

Do you remember the entry i made earlier this week about Fazila, the one saying that she went back to Kayelll. Yesterday she sms me this text:

To: Allan
From: Fazila gemuk (thats what i put on my hp)

Aku declare mengandung d check in counter ingat nak buat lawak. Trs dia mintak aku sign borang. Memandangkan muka gembira dia congrat, x sanggup , aku kata dia kena tipu. x pelah boleh aku jalan dulu, rugi kertas je dia photostate 5 copy. takut dsaman la tu delay sampai orang keguguran. next time if jumpa dia lagi and x beranak2 lagi, aku cakap miscarige.
(FYI this is the exact text i got from her)

Same things happen when we were in Miri last time. We were doing some shopping and out of the blue, she was asked if she was pregnant by the salesgirl , illa was a bit shock at first but then she just .... admit that she is. Oh gosh she was so embarrased when she finally told us the story and i was on my knees laughing.