SAMI VELO JOKE

1) Samy Velu on pos laju "BESOK KIRIM, HARI INI SAMPAI"
2) The one on TV when in trying to say he was ashamed, he said:`Kemaluan saya besar`
3) On drugs, "Jangan hisap dada"
4) Samy said in a ceramah "Kita akan bina satu jambatan untuk orong-orong kampong disini", one pakcik asked, "Datuk, sini takde sungai,buat apa bina jambatan?" and Samy glorious replied,"Kalau takde sungai, kita bina sungai!"
5) Samy's favorite quote on national television "Toll naik sikit, manyak marah saya. You ingat semua ini toll saya punya bapa punya kah!"
6) During the water shortage crisis : "semua orang diminta jgn membuang aiyerr..!"
7) During blood donation campaign in Sg Siput: "..marilah kita semua menderma dara.."
8) During the opening speech of various function: "...selamat datang saudara-mara semua.." (actually is "saudara-saudari")
9) At an opening ceremony: "mempersilakan datin paduka rafidah aziz naik ke pentas utk membuka kain"
10)Commenting about his modesty: "sebenarnya, kemaluan saya sangat-sangat besar"

And

lastly u know why our N-S Highway concessionaire is named PLUS.PLUS = Pungut Lebih Untuk Samy

PICS IN MUKAH

As i said earlier we are in Mukah( 3 + hours from bintulu pulak) last weekend for our campus new Halatuju ( look at the dictionary for the translation because i malas nak translate). Anyway we arrive at around 11.30. Everybody is bz with the registration especially with one of the secretary acting like a biatchhhhhhhhhh heheh kan jep ( siap kena marah dengan aku lagi)

Still my friends happy-happying while people are working. hehehe.

Ini masa orang serius-serius membentang for the Halatuju, tapi for me its still a holiday.

ADUS HENSEMNYE AKU HEHEH BOLEH PERASAN NI.

This is me and a bunch of my collogue, Masa ini tengah presentation tapi heheh tetap main main kerja ni. Holiday kan.

Baywatchlah kunun ni. kan. hehehe. mana ada baywatch pakai snow cap.

This is the enhance pic i did for my computer wallpaper. cantik kan. Anyone nak belajar macam mana nak buat ke.

This is me and Daisy ( our Librarian) in front of Kingwood Mukah hotel and Resort

This time is bersantai di tepi swimming fool heheh. kononlah

Ini gambar kent travel and living hehehe . Carlina yang amik gambar ini lepas berkursus dengan saya. Pandai Carlina ni hehe, We are set for UK now.