Joke of the day.

A Malaysian dies and goes to hell.There he finds that there is a different Hell for each country.

He goes first to the German hell and asks: "What do they do here?" He is told "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour.Then theyLay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day." The man does not like the sound of that at all, so he moves on. He checks Out the American, English, Singapore , French as well as Russian hell and many more.HeDiscovers that they are more or less the same as the German hell.

Then he comes to the Malaysian hell and finds that there is a very long line of people waiting to get in. Amazed he asks "What do they do here?" He is told "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour.Then the Malaysian devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day.""But that is exactly the same as all the other hells - why are there soMany people waiting to get in? ""Because maintenance is so bad that the electric chair does not work, Someone has stolen all the nails from the bed, and the devil is a formerGovt servant, so he comes in, signs the register, then goes to theCanteen for the-tarik..."

OR he could be blogging hehehehehe. terasalah pulak aku kan.